A father and his son were grocery shopping when they came across a great display of condoms. The son asks, 'Dad, what's the three pack for?' Father replies, 'That's for when you're in high school: two for Friday night - one for Saturday night.' The son asks, 'What's the six pack for?' Father replies, 'That's for when you're in college: two for Friday night - two for Saturday night - two for Sunday morning.' Then the son asks, 'What's the 12 pack for?' 'That's for when you're married. One for January, one for February, one for March. . .
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Bancuri cu Prezervative
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Bula intra intr-o farmacie si cere:
- Dati-mi, va rog, un Algocalmin si un prezervativ.
- Farmacista il serveste, iar Bula pune Algocalminul in prezervativ, il ruleaza si il inghite cu un pahar de apa.
- Dar ce v-a apucat, domnule?! se mira farmacista.
- Am o tarfa de masea care ma doare de aseara si tata m-a invatat ca daca merg la tarfe trebuie sa folosesc prezervative.
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